Wet Wednesday Purple Swimsuit

Here's a nice swimsuit.  It has good cleavage, I mean coverage...  No, who am I kidding the cleavage is the thing here.  Probably able to swim in this one though.  Plenty to be able to stay in place.  The sash is a nice touch too.

Now if I could only figure out which boat she was on I could maneuver my way onto it and see if someone would buy me one of those.  I promise I'll pose just like that too.  Purple looks great on me.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Tiny One Piece Swimsuit

It never fails to amaze me how people want to fit into things that their little sister should be wearing.  The straps on that thing are at their breaking point and that can't feel good between her legs.  You can see the fabric stressing at the top like it doesn't want to give anymore.

Girl this isn't sexy. It's desperate.  Guys, don't get me this.  It's won't fit my boobs.

On the plus side the color is nice and a paid vacation to wherever this is would be entirely welcome.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Navy Blue One Piece

If Michael Jackson was a girl he might have looked a little like this.  Sorry to whoever this is but that was literally my first impression.

Also not sure if she's trying to make her boobs look bigger or if the suit just doesn't fit right or what.  But that really doesn't look like a comfortable position.

I'm hoping this is all a photographers poor conception of a photo and not what she really looks like.

Point 1:  The shadow on her face from the glasses makes her look a little dead.  I mean like just dug up from the ground and skin slapped on kind of dead.

Point 2: The whole lean way back and put your arm up in this odd angle make it look like a chicken wing. Not the most flattering position. 

Point 3: The whole side with the straps holding the suit together kinda makes it look like her butt is so big she's strained the suit until it's about to rip apart. "Does this suit make me look fat?" Yes. But just your butt.
another in a list of swimsuits I don't want.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.