Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Navy Blue One Piece

If Michael Jackson was a girl he might have looked a little like this.  Sorry to whoever this is but that was literally my first impression.

Also not sure if she's trying to make her boobs look bigger or if the suit just doesn't fit right or what.  But that really doesn't look like a comfortable position.

I'm hoping this is all a photographers poor conception of a photo and not what she really looks like.

Point 1:  The shadow on her face from the glasses makes her look a little dead.  I mean like just dug up from the ground and skin slapped on kind of dead.

Point 2: The whole lean way back and put your arm up in this odd angle make it look like a chicken wing. Not the most flattering position. 

Point 3: The whole side with the straps holding the suit together kinda makes it look like her butt is so big she's strained the suit until it's about to rip apart. "Does this suit make me look fat?" Yes. But just your butt.
another in a list of swimsuits I don't want.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

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