Monday, October 7, 2019

Google Blog Experiment Over

After studying the traffic and trends online these past few weeks I can conclusively say that the major search engines have effectively removed the ability to have a fun little blog where you can monitize.  I worked shortly for one of their web checking branches/sites, was never really sure who I was working for exactly, and they were in fact doing what I though they were doing.  A web search is no longer about finding what you're looking for but what they want you to find.  Usually due to what is more advantageous to their pocketbook.

This same site was up and back down several years ago with the same MO and did great. Hundreds of hits within a couple weeks and up and off the ground in only a few days.  Currently I am getting hits from the checking site just about daily to see what kind of site it is and to verify it's not what they want people finding.  Oddly a lot of it is out of France.

Used other search engines as well and no dice.  Even more specific searches were difficult to find anything related to this blog.  More or less have to put in the exact web address to come up with anything.  At that point what good is a search engine?

So to anyone finding this (fat chance of this happening) be aware of what you can and can't find on these so called "search" engines.  They are no longer searching for you but for them.  And Duck Duck Go was no better.  Straight to sites that are popular instead of relevant.  Is this the problem with people today?  Likely.  They just go with whatever loud voice they hear out there and follow like lemmings over the cliff. (Yes I know that's not really what happens but to explain that to people has gotten tedious and it's typically what people still believe anyway and makes the point.)

And for those who still love cats. Link
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Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Tuesday Twins!

 Ok, so for the most part these aren't twins.  In fact I can't really say any of them are but it really does sound better in the title don't you think?

So enjoy this cool baker's dozen of babes and their bikinis.

Our pool is down for a few days so I'm not going out in mine anytime soon....

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.












Monday, September 30, 2019

Another AniMonday

This is more or less how I feel on Monday morning.  Well, not the lying on a mat in a wet swimsuit but the leave me alone and turn off that sun kind of vibe.

I think all of us feel that way on a Monday sometimes so it's always good to know we're not entirely alone in this thought.

So, Happy Monday!

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Sunday, September 29, 2019

Sunday Sweetie

This sweet bikini babe is out enjoying her fall weather at the beach.  The water is certainly getting colder but it's still a good time to go out and catch some rays.

She for one actually knows how to wear her bikini properly. Nothing showy but she obviously knows how good she looks in her bikini.

Lovely print too.

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Saturday, September 28, 2019

Saturday Bikini Babe

As long as the sun is still warming the beaches of this planet there will always be sun loving babes out there ready to soak up the rays and show off their beach bodies a little.

This is actually a pretty tasteful bikini.  It isn't showing off too much but you can tell she feels awesome and is having a blast out at the beach.

Maybe I'll go down to the lake this weekend and do the same.  If only someone would gift me some Amazon cash so I could order me a new bikini. That would really be awesome.

In the mean time I guess I'll have to make due with one of my last season bikinis..  Oh the humanity!

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday, September 27, 2019

Furry Friday

Here's a kitty that needs a good scratching behind the ears.  Found a nice soft place to take a nap and is perfectly content to not let her get up and do whatever it is that she thought was more important than being a resting place for the obvious head of the house.

Makes me want to give out all my snuggles to this adorable guy.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Backwards Bikini Top

Can someone please tell me when this became a thing?  I've been seeing this a lot where girls are putting their bikini tops on upside down.  This is not a new bikini style.  This is the same old bikini with the string that goes through the bottom of the cups.

I've seen it this way and  where they decide to tie both of the strings behind their back making like a circle between the boobs.

My guess would have to be that someone famous did this somewhere and it's now caught on like wildfire.  What it makes me think of these people is that they're a bunch of followers that lack the brain cells to be original.  Or maybe they really think this is the right way to wear this style because they haven't been around long enough to know any better.  The old adage of "There's a new sucker born every day."  Well it's more accurate to say there are 250 new suckers born every minute.  Look, here's one.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Thong Thursday on a Boat

I think I'm wanting to go cruise around on someone's boat.  This is the second one in a row with a boat theme and now it's hitting me.  Summer's over and fall has set in.  Time to get out on a lake or really any other body of water and soak up the sun before it's too late.

This little number would really get my ass tanned.  Sure from this angle you really can't tell much about the bikini but it's good enough for me.

Remember I still take gifts from strangers.  The more the merrier.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Wednesday, September 25, 2019

Wet Wednesday Purple Swimsuit

Here's a nice swimsuit.  It has good cleavage, I mean coverage...  No, who am I kidding the cleavage is the thing here.  Probably able to swim in this one though.  Plenty to be able to stay in place.  The sash is a nice touch too.

Now if I could only figure out which boat she was on I could maneuver my way onto it and see if someone would buy me one of those.  I promise I'll pose just like that too.  Purple looks great on me.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Blue Bikini?

Can you really call this a bikini?  With that many parts to it I'm not sure I could figure out just how I would be expected to get into the thing.

The whole collar thing makes me think its supposed to be a bikini cage like she's a trapped animal.  A guy must have thought this one up.

The color is nice at least.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Monday, September 23, 2019

AniMonday Bikini Kitten

I recently found out that the beach/pool/bikini episodes were usually filler episodes so that an anime didn't get too far past the manga and didn't really have much to do with the series plot line.  Well that doesn't stop us from finding them adorably cute as in this little bikini kitten.

It's hard to tell though if she has cat ears or if they're just part of her hoodie.  The tail seems real enough though.  I think that the hoodie just goes over the ears seeing as they're a bit large for real ears anyway.

Who wears a hoodie to the pool though.  Not sure they really thought this one out very well.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Sunday, September 22, 2019

Sunday Morning Sweetheart

Not sure what it is about the color pink that makes us think someone is cute or sweet but it really does seem to work.

I can see this hottie helping old ladies across the street and rescuing animals. Maybe even helping out at the local food bank or picking up trash along a highway.

Also her posture says fun loving and friendly instead of hungry and desperate.  Maybe that's what I need to be wearing to improve my curb appeal...

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Saturday, September 21, 2019

Saturday Morning Bikini Babe

Time to get up and get some bikini to start your day!

I particularly like this bikini.  Not sure if it's the bikini itself or the way she's wearing it but that would be one for the collection if you ask me.  Please ask me btw. Amazon digital gift cards are always welcome. Email is in my profile.

Enough of me though.  The color on this bikini is bright and vivid. Sure to catch the eye of any single guys walking by who might want to spend a little cash on me.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday, September 20, 2019

Bikini Options

Now why can't bikini designers do something more like this in a bikini.  Just slap a nice liner on this and you have an extremely striking bikini.  I doubt anyone else would have on just like it.  That is unless it was mass produced, then I think there would have to be a wide range of colors just so everyone on the beach wasn't wearing the exact same thing.

Although would that really be such a bad thing to have the same bikini as the next person?  If you ask any teenager they would tell you yes and they would be mortified and want to die.  They can be so dramatic.  I guess it would be a little weird to have the same bikini as your mom though.  But if my mom looked like this in this bikini then I think I'd be ok with it.  I'd be all like, "You go mom!"  And then who would be the one who's be embarrassed?  "I don't know who that person is. I can't be a mom.  Just look at my hot body?"

Ah mom, you're such a kidder.  But seriously I think even my mom could get away with this one.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday's Kitty Fix

Again the super adorable kittens come to cheer us up.  It's almost like she's trying to match the stripes on the kitten using highlights.  I think it works.

He doesn't look too upset being held that close to her chest but I might be wary if I was her.  Kitten claws can really mess a shirt up and her shirt doesn't look to sturdy to begin with.  You can see the seam on the side showing through the thin cloth.

Although this one is already starting to grow up a bit we still need to remember to give cuddles to the kitty.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Red ComfortableThong

Now here's a comfortable looking thong.  It isn't the sort of thong that, when it rides up, of course thongs ride up that's what they're supposed to do, it isn't going to feel like a garrote up your butt.   It won't be leaving any marks making you wish you had some Preperation H.

Back to the thong at hand though.  It's a nice width and a pretty fabric.  Not overly complicated and not garish to look at.  Perfect for lounging around the pool like she's obviously doing there. Seems to be an apartment complex with a nice setup.  Very likely a rooftop pool so it's less likely for someone you don't know to take pictures of your bare ass.  Nearly bare?  At any rate bare enough to look squeezably soft.

I bet I could look just as good in that bikini if someone would just send me a pretty little amazon gift card.  FYI you can send it to the email listed in my profile. Thanks!

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Wet Wednesday Bikini 3

It's Wet Wednesday again and if she's not wet then she sure has oiled up a lot.  Since I'm pretty sure sun tan oil probably wouldn't be used on the lake, and especially not enough to make your hair look wet, she's been in the water a little.

This is also probably her favorite bikini in the whole wide world.  It's a little worn and the color is going off.  You can see the top strap is a little darker.  I doubt that's a feature of it getting wet.  Although depending on the bikini it might be.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Tiny One Piece Swimsuit

It never fails to amaze me how people want to fit into things that their little sister should be wearing.  The straps on that thing are at their breaking point and that can't feel good between her legs.  You can see the fabric stressing at the top like it doesn't want to give anymore.

Girl this isn't sexy. It's desperate.  Guys, don't get me this.  It's won't fit my boobs.

On the plus side the color is nice and a paid vacation to wherever this is would be entirely welcome.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Navy Blue One Piece

If Michael Jackson was a girl he might have looked a little like this.  Sorry to whoever this is but that was literally my first impression.

Also not sure if she's trying to make her boobs look bigger or if the suit just doesn't fit right or what.  But that really doesn't look like a comfortable position.

I'm hoping this is all a photographers poor conception of a photo and not what she really looks like.

Point 1:  The shadow on her face from the glasses makes her look a little dead.  I mean like just dug up from the ground and skin slapped on kind of dead.

Point 2: The whole lean way back and put your arm up in this odd angle make it look like a chicken wing. Not the most flattering position. 

Point 3: The whole side with the straps holding the suit together kinda makes it look like her butt is so big she's strained the suit until it's about to rip apart. "Does this suit make me look fat?" Yes. But just your butt.
another in a list of swimsuits I don't want.

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Monday, September 16, 2019

AniMonday Bikini Babe

Changing it up a little.  While the Motivational Monday sounded good I really wasn't feeling it. Then I remembered all the anime out there that has beach episodes and thought that this might just be a good fit to the lineup.

In this case actually it's a pool episode but that's just about the same thing.

A lesser known anime, Pani Poni Dash, but Ran is the perfect bikini babe to kick off our AniMonday set.  She's round in all the right places and flat in all the right places.  It was lots and lots of hard work.  So she says.

Here we have an example of an underboob bikini.  I hear they're coming back into fashion.  So if you're thinking this is the way you want to go then here is the way to pull it off.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Cute Orange Bikini

A really cute orange bikini.  Maybe even burnt orange but either way it works for her.  I like the way she's accessorized it with the sunglasses with the same color.  Not so sure about the yellow towel though.  Possibly trying to make the bikini look darker?

At any rate this would look horrible on me.  It's just not my color.  Either a darker reddish color or a brighter orange would suit me way better than this.

I really like the house though.  That would suit me just fine.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Sunday's Hot Bikini Babe

It's Sunday and Summer is still holding on like it wants to last all Fall.  Well this little hottie knows how to beat the heat.

1. Don't wear too much.

2. Have a dip in the nearest pool

3. Give you that look that says, "I'm just too hot. Go get me a drink and I might just talk to you"

I think it might just work in her case.  That last bit at least.  The rest of her plan would work for anyone.  Why don't more guys wear Speedo style swimwear?  Maybe because girls would have too much power to know their feminine looks were working.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Saturday, September 14, 2019

Saturday Morning Pink Bikini Babe

We all remember Saturday morning cartoons growing up.  Well now we're a bit older and like to sleep in.  So there's no way I'm posting this any earlier.

As we all know, pink is just that good of a color. There's a shade of it out there that fits everyone.  So of course I had to find a nice little pink number for this Saturday morning bikini pic.

I can't say it's the fanciest bikini I've seen but it still looks like an all around general purpose bikini.  Also again probably not for swimming.  I can just imagine her trying to do a forward crawl and falling right out of that thing. Of course maybe that's her intention.  If so then she's on the right track.  If not then I'd have to suggest she go with a more sensible bikini.  Any fans of sensible bikinis out there?

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Pink Haired Girl and Kitten

This is just too Amazingly Cute!!!!!

Her eyes make her look like she could be a kitten too!

And the kitten of course is as distracting as ever.  Makes me just want to cuddle it for hours.

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Bikini vs. Lingerie

What really is the difference between bikinis and lingerie?  Well for starters bikinis usually have liners and are opaque, again usually, even if they're wet.

Lingerie has not such qualms and really many of the bikinis out there are really just plain looking lingerie because they have no wetness protection at all.  Especially her wetness.

Of course this lack of protection is mainly in your flimsier and more seductive lingerie.  Daily lingerie is often more protective and padded. Even panties usually have a little extra padding for those just in case days and minor leaks.

Again of course if you were to forgo this idea and think of lingerie as merely another frillier and sexier bikini then there may well be a ton of ladies walking around in their underthings and being totally clueless as to why they're not being accepted as just wearing swim wear around town.  Especially in what would on any other day be a beach wear friendly area.  Although many beach wear friendly areas also require shirts of some kind and shoes to be worn before entering for all sorts of reasons. Oddly though I've never seen a sign saying you need pants, shorts, or any other thing covering your bottom half.  Though I did once see a no thong sign...

This would mean that this hottie could just put on some flip flops and a skimpy, mostly see through, tank top and walk right into a restaurant and totally distract you from your meal.

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Thursday Thong Orange

Thursday's thong pic of the week. Not the best thong pic but it'll do. I particularly like the black lace.  Not sure if orange is her color really but I don't think she cares.

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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Wet Wednesday Bikini 2

This isn't really a theme you guys.  I just happened to realize we've got another wet white bikini this week.  Again though it's holding up well against the water and keeping her as modest as it's supposed to.

Love those side ties.  Adds a little visual appeal and draws attention to her great legs.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Floral Pink Bikini

Ok, so only the bottom of this bikini is floral but she's rocking it.  Never underestimate the value of accessorizing though.  Even a bikini looks better with a bracelet and necklace.  Wondering though if she realized the necklace had gone all sideways like that though.  If I was her I'd probably want a retake after centering it properly and possibly making sure that guy running in the background had run along.  Not that there's anything wrong with him just stealing a little bit of the spotlight there.  It only shines bright enough for one here fella.  Go get your own beach picture that will end up all over the internet.  Wait, this is going to end up all over the internet?  No one told me about that.  Never trust a guy behind a camera phone.

That top is also probably pretty comfortable since instead of a string it's a strap and won't dig into her neck.  No pain in the neck here....

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Monday, September 9, 2019

Motivational Monday Bikini

So you had to go into the office today.  Did you meet your new co-worker?  Ok so she probably doesn't work anywhere near you but are you going to take that kind of a chance and call in sick?

So why can't we wear bikinis to work again?

Oh yeah, because of that guy who wouldn't stop leaving us alone.  Actually getting work done would probably be nearly impossible just because others would have a hard time concentrating.  A really hard time.

Get what I did there?

Now laugh.

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Sunday, September 8, 2019

Teen Pink Bikini Babe

This girl has been on the internet for a really long time.  Officially on Wikipedia and if you do an image search on what seems like thousands of sites.  At this point I'm pretty sure she's public domain and a bikini icon for anyone who's into bikinis and sharing that love with others.

The first time I saw this pink bikini pic was over a decade ago.  I wonder if these days she might have kids or grand-kids who have come across grandmas hot bikini photo.

I can hear it now.  Kids comparing their parents among themselves about who's dad can kick some other dad's butt.  Her kid just has to pipe up and tell everyone her mom is a bikini legend and to just go to Wikipedia under bikinis to find out.  Kinda like when someone says if you look under some attribute that their picture is there but in this case it's true.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Red Bikini at the Beach

Here's a nice bikini.  Cut right and fits like a second skin. Of course she's having a bit of fun as well pretending to be a cat girl.  I guess no one told her it wasn't Friday.  She may well get the memo after this.

Anyway if you're in the market to buy a bikini for a random girl.  Don't forget me.

Red, especially a darker red like this one is a great bikini color.  Seems to have a touch of texture too.

If she had a belly button ring I think that just might make this a perfect outfit.  Of course something tasteful and petite. I don't think a body chain would really work with her sense of style, at least not as far as I can tell.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Gold and Black Bikini

So Maybe she has a little bit of an attitude but the way she's rocking that bikini I think she has a good reason for it.

That bikini would of course look great in my collection if anyone wants to get it for me.

Leopard print however isn't necessarily my color or print of choice.  It isn't that it's bad just that it isn't what I gravitate toward.  I prefer solid dark colors.

I think I look best in blue or green thus the profile pic.  Stripes are ok too and depending on the colors can really do the trick.

If you have a favorite color or pattern let me know or drop me a pic and I'll put it up.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Bonus Bikini of the Day

Nothing to be ashamed of here. Fortunately I don't have this problem.  Again the neck strain on a bikini like this has to be terrible after an hour or so.  I can't imagine someone like this wearing a bikini all day.  By the end of it the headache would be so bad it'd take another day just to recuperate.

The color isn't bad though.  A nice dark green bikini can be just the thing.  Just look at the surrounding area.  Lots of warm colors and then the blue of the pool just pops.  I think it makes the green look even better.

This is also so not a swimming bikini.  It's more a lounge around the pool and maybe, like this fine lady, get in the water and wade around a little.  Either way I don't think she's worried about buying her own drinks.  There's sure to be a cabana boy or seven who are more than happy to take care of her every need.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Friday's Kitten Pics 1

As promised here is your Friday kitten pic.

Sure the bikini is cute and would look awesome on me but the kitten really steals the show here.

Super Adorable!!

Looks like this pic was taken near the ocean or other really large body of water.  I always though it was funny how people can live by the ocean or what have you but they still prefer to swim in a swimming pool.  I get that it's more private and probably a little safer.  There aren't any huge waves or undertow.  You're also a lot closer to it and thus closer to the fridge, a shower, restroom, etc.

Ok, fine.  That is a lot to put on the positive side of something but at what cost?  I think I'd still be happy just being able to swim as long as I was close enough to see it, which obviously here they can.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Thong Thursday (White Thong)

Today is thong Thursday.  Every girl knows that a thong is a necessity in your wardrobe. It will generally stay put better than regular briefs and if they're white then they fit my mom's definition of proper panties.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Wet Wednesday Bikini

Here's a bikini that can stand up to a little water.  For a white bikini that's a selling point.  There's nothing more embarrassing, well let's be honest there are a ton of things more embarrassing, than coming out of the water and everything showing through your new white bikini.

I haven't experienced it myself but I've seen it go terribly wrong.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Pink Bikini Beach Babe

Now here's a babe who knows she's hot.  I'm not sure if it's the bikini she's wearing or  just her natural awesomeness but she's got it going on.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Maroon Thong Bikini

Ok, thongs are supposed to be for Thursday's but this bikini is super cute and just had to post it.

If my butt looked that good in this I'd wear it to the beach in a heartbeat. Looking at it though I'm pretty sure the bottom half of this chick is photoshopped to look wider.  What a shame.

If you're in the mood for puzzles, go check out my jigsaw puzzle blog.  Will see what we can to about getting some good pics slipped through.